Santa Claus at the airport.

With all these complaints about the TSA patdowns at airports, a local businessman (here in OKC) decided to have a TSA style themed decoration this christmas.  Basically, it's what good ol' Saint Nick would endure should he need to get on a plane.  If a picture is worth a thousand words, I wonder how much these would cost.  Enjoy.



I wonder how they can tell.




Now we'll know why Rudolph's nose is always red.





No exceptions!!



How much for the extra luggage?



Bear with me Santa, but it's standard procedure.




Anything up your sleeves?